Peaches and Dirk

Comment by Shawny L Blumenfeld on April 16, 2012 at 3:04am

But your a wabbit

Comment by Bunyip on April 16, 2012 at 4:11am

Aw Shawny, I remember that night.  I was intoxicated by your hotness and told you I was a wabbit; I wanted you to be impressed by my fertility and stamina.   But, truth be told, I am really an Aussie cryptid.  A swamp monster who spends most of the day in his lair, drinking cheap beer, and waiting for Jessica Simpson.   I hope this news does not damage our relationship.  I really like it when you dress up as Rapunzel and I talk to you in an Austrian accent.  ((()))

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