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The minister refused to baptize Diamond Cutter and me as babies because Dad was not a member of the church (and didn't see reason to become one). It was difficult on our mother because she had at one time gone to Seminary and has always had some level of faith. He plays the piano there during Sunday service. Last night: "Happy Birthday Dad" "Thank you" "Oh I'm stuffed, that was great" "Hey Diamond Cutter, are you on break?" "Yeah all next week." "And flophouse, how about you?" "Yep, the… Continue

Just watched the Lady Gaga and Beyonce video in Maiyanna's blog which contained several ironic and obvious product placements. Like "sell out fab fantasy". I like Lady Gaga - I like her ever since I saw her actually sit down and sing and play a piano in one of her ridiculous sculptural get ups. I figure there is an artistic person or two behind the scenes actually making a penny because of her also. - I do get a little sad when I see her because she reminds me of Isabella Blow minus the weed k… Continue

"Hey Kid - glad you called, I've been wondering if a woman with big tits stood on her head and her necklace fell into her ear if it'd feel good?" "There's no way for me to test that scientifically, Doty" "Jessie Ventura said there's a machine up in the sky over Alaska and it can change the weather" "Jessie said that?...Is he still in Mexico?" "He was the Governor of Minnesota" " I know but he moved to Mexico" " Fucked if I know. Where are you?" "I'm in the alley behind the Lebanese pla… Continue